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Confessions of a Hotel Bartender, Vol 1: Trump Panama

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  Site Where: Calle Punta Colón, Panama, Panama, 0833-00321
March 12, 2013 at 9:32 AM | by | Comments (0)

 

We recently saddled up to Cava 15 at the Trump Ocean Club in Panama. While sipping on a (what else?) Panama beer, we struck up a conversation with the bartender, who went by Jack the Ripper. Out chat went something like this…

HotelChatter: So, being a hotel bartender and all, we're guessing you like to drink?

Jack the Ripper: Yes, but I don't like to overdo it. I only drink to enjoy.

HC: That's very wise. When did you decide that?

JTR: Well, I used to work on cruise ships, quite far from Panama, far from my country. I'd be gone eight months at a time, and when I came home, I discovered that after two or three drinks, I didn't want anymore. My body rejected it, you know? So I said, 'No more. I feel disgusting, I feel heavy.' Two or three drinks, and that's it.

HC: Which cruise line did you work for?

JTR: Costa. It's an Italian cruise line

HC: Isn't that the one that capsized near Tuscany last year?

JTR: Yes.

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Men Get A Little Something Extra In The Bathrooms at Trump Ocean Club

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  Site Where: Calle Punta Colon, Punta Pacifica, Panama City, Panama, 0833-00321
January 31, 2012 at 9:15 AM | by | Comments (2)

There's no accounting for taste

We stopped in at the newly-opened Trump Ocean Club in Panama recently, and of all the hotel's glittering features (infinity pools, ocean views from every room, a Louis Vuitton-inspired wine bar), our curiosity was perhaps most piqued by these inverted semen-shaped turquoise urinals, found near the 15th-floor lobby. Nothing like a urinal with a tail on it to get you nice and relaxed!

These are the only urinals in the hotel with this specific design—the rest of the bathrooms (public and otherwise) are much more traditional, including the women's bathroom next door, which, for obvious reasons, has no use for turquoise urinals. The employee who showed us around the place explained, "This is what happens when you let a woman designs a men's bathroom."

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