Sit down. Please. Unfortunately, what we're about to tell you does not appear to be a joke.
Various sources are reporting on this dark, dark day that Pamela Anderson -- yes, She of the Giant Breasts and PETA Ads -- is venturing into the international hotel business to build an eco-friendly hotel in Abu Dhabi.
Friends, there are times when the jokes just write themselves. This is not one of those times because this is like, not even funny.
When will we stop being obsessed with celebrities? The answer? Probably never. There is just so much good shizz going on right now. And fortunately for us, celebs keep acting out in hotels. So here's a healthy dose of who did what where when and why. Well, maybe not why. Celebrities are all pretty crazy.
· Jamie Foxx: More news on The Florida Room inside the Delano Hotel, Jamie Foxx did celebrate his 40th birthday there. Yawn. Wait...ooh...Urkel was there!
· Tara Reid: Suffering from drunkorexia or just the regular anorexia? Either way, first she kicked it at a hotel pool in Australia. Then she kicked it a pool in Bali. In between that, fell down.
· Pamela Anderson: The Baywatch babe is way past her prime but she's still hosting the New Years Eve party at PURE at Caesars. She will probably celebrate her recent divorce party there too. Or not. Or yes. No, not. Hmm...we'll have to wait and see.
· Britney Spears: Speaking of trainwrecks, Vegas, and marriages, Britney Spears might elope in Sin City to creepy man with creepier goatee, Sam Lufti.
· Paris Hilton: The former prison inmate actually stays at Hilton Hotels. This time she hit up a London Hilton with 18 bags of luggage.
Baby bro Jaunted was on hand to witness the Virgin America party at Tryst (our fave nightclub ever) inside The Wynn Las Vegas.
There to celebrate the airline's virgin flight from SFO to LVS was VA honcho Richard Branson, Carmen Electra (who looked sad), LC and Audrina from The Hills, Richard Branson and newlyweds Pamela Anderson and Rick "Scum" Salomon (her nickname for him, not ours.)
Also on hand were the Virgin America pixies who might be nice but they are pretty scary-looking in the pictures. Sadly, no one used the stripper pole except some poor dancers that VA hired and no one paid attention to. One day, that pole will be ours. Oh yes, it will be ours.
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by Jenna
