It must be nice to be Jennifer Aniston or John Mayer, whose days end inside a $1015-a-night Netherlands hotel room replete with the finest relaxation-enhancers Amsterdam has to offer...such as a view of the Amstel river, of course.
Splash news reports the two were bunking together at the ultra-posh Intercontinental Amstel last night. The historic hotel boasts mega-luxurious digs and unbelievable views (and lots of privacy) -- perfect for the undercover couple to unwind.
John is in Manchester today for his next gig. No word on whether or not Jen is gonna be in tow, but the paps are probably on the scene right now; we hope Mayer brought along some "relaxation assistance" from Amsterdam to help with the stress.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were first spotted getting cuddly in Miami poolside at the Mandarin Oriental a few weeks ago and out with his new lady love as she wrapped up filming after a brief trip to NYC, John Mayer has returned to the chlorinated waters once more with Jen.
Johniston (Mayerston? Jen-Jo? Jenyer? Mayifer?) were snapped clinging to each other in the pool over the weekend. Access Hollywood reports:
Photographers snapped the star couple spending some time poolside at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami on Saturday. Mayer flew south to hang g scenes for her new comedy "Marley & Me," co-starring Owen Wilson.
The duo also attended the "Marley" wrap party later that night at Nikki Coconut Grove in Miami.
Jennifer Aniston is a serial hotel abuser. Her and Brad Pitt called it quits at the Dorchester. Her and Vince Vaughn reportedly started their love affair at the Peninsula Beverly Hills. And she's a frequent guest at the Sunset Tower in Los Angeles.
So it makes perfect sense that her newest relationship kicks off at the Mandarin Oriental. Located away from the busy Ocean Drive on Brickell Key, the hotel has killer views of the Biscayne Bay. Plus, John never stayed here with Jessica Simpson. Let's just hope Jen (or the movie studio) is getting a discounted rate as rooms start around $500 a night.
Looks like the Sunset Tower Hotel is emerging as the real place for celebrities to go when they want to feel "normal". Or at least be surrounded by other celebs without having to worry if the paparazzi will be documenting their every more.
Page Six reports that the Tower Bar at the hotel kicked out a freelance reporter for a trashy tabloid mag after they spotted her texting that Jennifer Aniston was there with her new boyfriend. Yup, the celebrity gossip machine is practically worse than the Monday after a middle school dance.
Last week, an entertainment freelance reporter for one of the weeklies was unceremoniously booted after she was caught texting people that Jennifer Aniston was there with her new beau, Paul Colford. "Security was called and she was told to never come back," our insider said. But the journo didn't go quietly - "She made a huge stink and started screaming." As she was being tossed, "The entire bar - including [Aniston], Bernie Brillstein, Kate Hudson and [former Paramount head] Donald Deline - started applauding, and some people even stood up."
Yikes, guess we better not go skulk around that hotel anytime soon.
Or at least we think she's talking to him. By the look on his face, he's definitely talking to her. But maybe Aniston was just trying to hide from the photographers as she lunched at Shutters on the Beach last week in Santa Monica, reportedly with her bad-boy date, Paul Sculfor, who has made the news lately for being a former coke addict and hungry fame seeker. Just another day in Hollywood, huh?
Seeing your estranged husband bounce from luxury hotel to luxury hotel with an admitted lover of hotel sex has to effect your mood, at least on some level.
It seems in order to deal with her despair Jennifer has made two decisions:
Change her name to Rachel and seek comfort in the arms of Ross Gellar.
Head to London, check in to the Dorchester Hotel, aka the scene of the crime, and get multiple Bi-Aura Stress Buster treatments until she feels better.
With all she has been through in the last couple months, you can't really blame Rachel for holing up at the Dorchester.
According to US Weekly, Jennifer Aniston found her bounce back man and took him to the Peninsula Beverly Hills for afternoon...tea? Yup, comedic genius Vince Vaughn was spotted leaving the Peninsula Beverly Hills with Aniston last week.
The pair were at the Peninsula in order to discuss an upcoming project.
So let us get this straight, the Peninsula offers a 60-foot lap pool, bordered by ten private cabanas, moonlight massage, and incredible bedding, a incredible restaurant, yet Aniston and Vaughn settle on tea?
Somehow we believe tea was all that Vaughn and Aniston exchanged.
Meanwhile, we wonder what hotel Brad and Angelina Jolie were visiting to discuss "upcoming projects".