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IM Incest: Ladies, Even Drunk Ones, Leave Your Man At Home

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HotelChatter:
Now, hit me with your Jauntedness

Jaunted:
usa today did a round up about female friendly destinations. they picked five good for ladies alone, and five bad.

HotelChatter:
Like places where you don't have to wear a burka and wont get stoned for sitting next to a man?

Jaunted:
well that's the idea. they said the mediterranean coast was dangerous. too much unwanted attention for the ladies. would you agree?

HotelChatter:
well i can say that italy is pretty bad for a blonde american woman so i could see the mediterranean coast being dangerous. altho it really does wonders for your self-esteem

Jaunted:
see, it's a double edged sword. i think it depends on where the lady is coming from. girls who live in cities (or near construction sites) have a higher threshold for it or they can tune it out more easily

HotelChatter:
let's say i came from podunk, kansas?

Jaunted:
then you'd be freaked. but then again, they picked india as a good place for ladies alone. also ireland, because they celebrate drunk women. or are at least used to it

HotelChatter:
India? Jesus.  But ireland is probably safe because the men are too drunk to well...you know...a bad case of whiskey...you know.

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IM Incest: Lifting Free WiFi and Irish Nachos in Maine

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HotelChatter:
Finally, we are reunited for Incest...er I mean IMcest. Are you still in Maine?

Jaunted:
yeah! it's been good weather and i've been sitting on the deck of the chebeague island inn, using their wifi. they seem to think I am guest and I am not disabusing them of that notion.

HotelChatter:
you are so dangerous

Jaunted:
yeah that's me, causing a ruckus in ME. l i went into portland the other day and i sampled the "irish nachos" at one bar. potato chips with nacho fixins including chili.

HotelChatter:
irish nachos has to be the worst idea i have ever heard.

Jaunted:
i tried it because I was sure it would be a train wreck but they were OK, they're just regular nachos, all in all.

HotelChatter:
Well, that's why I am glad I live in LA. Our Mexican food kicks Irish Nachos ass anyday.

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IM Incest: Ritz Carlton's Useless $20 Resort Fee

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HotelChatter:
So Alex is gone again?

Jaunted:
Yup this time he's in Maine for the weekend.

HotelChatter:
Well,  I guess you'll just have to listen to my latest hotel gripe.

Jaunted:
Oh? Do tell.

HotelChatter:
I have friends getting married at the Ritz Carlton in Laguna Niguel and I thought maybe I would book a room there for afterwards. The thing is the rooms are $395 which is standard for the Ritz but then they have the nerve to charge a $20 resort fee!

Jaunted:
that is a joke. tell them you aren't paying the fee

HotelChatter:
this is what they say its for: hi speed internet services (which i am sure you still have to pay for); shuttles to the golf course (what if you don't play golf?); and use of The Fitness Center, Tennis Courts.

Jaunted:
those high end hotels kill you because most people that stay there don't care about spending money.

HotelChatter:
and i'm peeved that the wedding is on a sunday. who does that?

Jaunted:
ugh Sunday weddings. nice and all, but Sunday? we have to work monday

HotelChatter:
But what it really means is No Drinking. Boo.

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IM Incest: Oh Nicky O You're So Fine

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HotelChatter:
Hey! You're not my usual IM Incest partner.

Jaunted:
Alex is on a slow boat to Providencetown--actually I think it is about a two hour ride.

HotelChatter:
Too bad, I thought he would be excited to hear about Nicky Hilton's hotels, Nicky O.

Jaunted:
Pomeranc and Clooney need to sit her down and have a talk with her. i can't wait until she is on Larry King talking about "Nicky O" openings.

HotelChatter:
everyone will have mandatory designer dresses or something kooky like that

Jaunted:
I think P. Diddy's hotel has a better chance than Nicky O. hell even Clooney's mess in Vegas has a better chance than Nicky O.

HotelChatter:
but i have to disagree. it sounds like Nicky's hotel is actually been built. whereas clooneys was just a pipe dream

Jaunted:
what was that fake hotel in the ATL? The Keith Sweat INN?

HotelChatter:
Keith Sweat's Sweat Hotel which was the name of his album and then for some lame promo stunt, they acted like there was a real hotel.

Jaunted:
I would rather stay in that imaginary hotel than at Nicky O

HotelChatter:
well, i like to give her the benefit of the doubt. it will probably look nice and have a cool lounge/bar, even though service will be lacking.

Jaunted:
I guess, and it will probably open before any of Pomeranc's new places.

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IM Incest: What Will We Do When the World Cup is Over?

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HotelChatter:
when is england playing again?

Jaunted:
saturday, the early game--11am EST.

HotelChatter:
i need to give becks a call before then. wish him luck and all. i love a man who can throw up in public.

Jaunted:
well the hottest player is out of the tourney anyway, even I know that.  ljunberg for sweden.

HotelChatter:
Ooo, yes. Sad he's gone tho. But Becks will keep me interested. Actually, all of them seem to be pretty "interesting." Which man, er game, are you watching next?

Jaunted:
I will be at a beer garden for the Germany/Argentina game, although it makes me nervous to be around that many Germans when they get so worked up. it has a tendency not to end well. usually for Poland.

HotelChatter:
Hmmm...does Poland have any cute players?

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IM Incest: Chuck Klosterman on Soccer

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HotelChatter:
So i am filling in for Juliana this week, who is awol at some Colorado wedding.

Jaunted:
typical--those ladies and their weddings, but you're out in the world too, right?

HotelChatter:
yup--just landed in Brussels this morning and guess what--Luftansa lost my luggage!

Jaunted:
no! they're supposed to be so efficient! also--why no carry-on for such a short trip? Less than a week, I firmly believe in carry-on only. Especially when you fly internationally--you'll be one of the first to get to the taxi rank while the rest of the plane waits for their bags.

HotelChatter:
yes-- last minute i decided to check a medium sized bag instead of going small carry one--thought i was a genius in Frankfurt when i had to run up three flights of stairs and get through customs in order to make my flight to brussels but not-so-much when the belgians told me they may find my luggage in 4 days.

Jaunted:
Is the frankfurt airport still a miserable black hole?

HotelChatter:
Yes!

Jaunted:
Seriously--it's easily one of the worst in Europe.

HotelChatter:
Uou get off the plane and the Germans make you run up three flights of stairs! Grueling punishment after 7 hours in the air.

Jaunted:
Hey want to make sure that us doughy americans get exercise damn nanny state!

HotelChatter:
Then maybe we wouldn't be such a laughing stock during the world cup--how is all that World Cup watching in NY going?

Jaunted:ooh the americans are out of it. I didn't even bother watching with the U.S. fans though at Le Streghe, the restaurant where I watched Italy play yesterday they seemed to take particular glee in watching the Americans lose there were some comments about how they should go back to playing baseball and learn how to use their legs it was pretty entertaining.

HotelChatter:
eh, it is just soccer, right? and you know what chuck klosterman says about soccer...

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IM Incest: There's A Game Called the World Cup, Ever Hear of it?

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HotelChatter:
What's Jaunty life like? Any funny beach house stories?

Jaunted:
Well the beach house story of the week was the auditions for the bachelor in the hamptons last weekend. Very exciting because it's an Italian prince this time and all the gold diggers were in attendance.

HotelChatter:
Do you think he's a real prince? And why doesn't ABC understand that this show needs to die?

Jaunted:
yes, he is a real prince, as far as I know but it does happen to coincide with the launch of his family's cosmetics line in the US.  Other than that, we are all over the World Cup

HotelChatter:
How about that England game yesterday? Pretty close. I think one of the players, Crouch, is like the most typical looking British person ever.

Jaunted:
He's huge! But Wayne Rooney is the most interesting. ;His family is a bit, um...they're like britney spears family. They have no money and they got into a brawl at a disco last year.

HotelChatter:
I didn't hear that!! The british tabs must love that!

Jaunted:
Oh they love him. More than Beckham.

HotelChatter:
Beckham is like an old man, father type now.

Jaunted:
Heeh Daddy Beckham

HotelChatter:
But he can still be my baby daddy any day.

Jaunted:
Ba dum dum.

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IM Incest with Jaunted: Random Celeb Tattoo

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HotelChatter:
TGIF my brother, what's happening.

Jaunted:
Eliza Dushku got a random Albanian tattoo on her back.

HotelChatter:
Yeah, I saw that. What was going through her publicist's mind when they sent the story to the AP?

Jaunted:
Nothing good my friend, nothing good.

HotelChatter:
What if i sent out a press release about how I had three moles removed from my armpit in high school? Would the AP pick that up?

Jaunted:
You Californians and your press releases.

HotelChatter:
So anyways, what is there to do in Albania besides get tattoos?

Jaunted:
The beaches in the South are pretty nice. There's also Tirana which is the country's capital and party town.

HotelChatter:
Hmm...the beaches sound like fun and less painful than a tattoo.

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IM Incest: Hard Gay's Etiquette Lessons

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HotelChatter:
how's the travel world going?

Jaunted:
i found a trove of japanese tv videos from a blog called tv in japan. the highlight of which was a video for an etiquette maven named hard gay. hard gay took to the streets to combat improper etiquette.

HotelChatter:
was hard gay a man or woman?

Jaunted:
man. in a leather daddy outfit. he would thrust vigorously whenever there was a problem.

HotelChatter:
so what sort of etiquette did he hate?

Jaunted:
ooh, stomping out your cigarette on the street. he was not a fan.

HotelChatter:
where else do you put it?

Jaunted:
in the authorized receptacle.

HotelChatter:
Hard Gay is hard indeed.

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IM Incest: Delta's New Snazzy Duds

HotelChatter:
How's it hanging Jaunted-style?

Jaunted:
ooh, delta's got new uniforms

HotelChatter:
ooh! i love unis!

Jaunted:
i think this is funny. they hired an L.A. designer. and spent $20 mil, even though they just emerged from bankruptcy. they look snazzy and cost about $1,000 per employee. but don't you think they could have managed their money better?

HotelChatter:
um yes but maybe they believe if you look successful you will be successful. or they also believe the gambler's motto: you gotta spend money to make money?

Jaunted:
yeah, PMA and all that.i thought it was because they were from Atlanta. they're just like Scarlett O'Hara.

HotelChatter:
what's PMA?

Jaunted:
Positive Mental Attitude

HotelChatter:
oh nice. i need some of that.

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IM Incest: American Idol Without Seacrest

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Jaunted:
we've been covering eurovision like crazy. we knew euros loved tacky singers.

HotelChatter:
what's Euorvision? um...again Jessica simpson wants to know.

Jaunted:
it's a song contest. each country has one singer or band to sing a song and then everyone votes on the winner.

HotelChatter:
like american idol but with countries?

Jaunted:
yes, but it predates american idol.

HotelChatter:
who's taking the lead? is anyone really awful? who's the clay aiken or kelly clarkson of the bunch?

Jaunted:
well, i am fascinated by the Finnish entry. there a crazy metal band with weird gory makeup and costumes. apparently it works though. they are doing well.

HotelChatter:
so what do they win?

Jaunted:
hmm. honestly, i'm still not sure. i think a hit single. no face time with simon cowell.

HotelChatter:
at least they don't have to talk to seacrest everytime they sing.

Jaunted:
right. that's just punishment for the losers.

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IM Incest: Hot World Cup Players

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Jaunted:
For the World Cup, I am going to watch games in places where the fans for different teams are watching. i.e. England game at an English bar.

HotelChatter:
I can't get into soccer that much.

Jaunted:
These games are fun. They play hard for once.

HotelChatter:
Is America in it? Um...Jessica Simpson wanted to know.

Jaunted:
Yeah. They're not gonna make it out of the first round tho. They're in a hard group, with the Italians and the Czechs.

HotelChatter:
Ooh, the Italians. They are good. And hot.

Jaunted:
Actually, the Czechs best player, Nedved, looks like young Swayze.

HotelChatter:
Roadhouse or Dirty Dancing?

Jaunted:
Early, attractive era. Not as buff.

HotelChatter:
We need to break down the World Cup for females and which teams to root for based on Hotness Quotient.

Jaunted:
Hmm...you're on your own.

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