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IM Incest :: Our Deep Dark Airline Food Confessions

| October 27, 2006 at 4:31 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
what got you all hot and bothered on jaunted this week?

Jaunted:
there's a couple of airfare sales that are hot. jetboo and southwest. pretty spooktacular deals, really

HotelChatter:
yeah, i'm so mad. i am going to vegas this weekend and a $49 ticket each way would have been sweet.

Jaunted:
don't worry, you can win back the difference from David Neeleman at the poker room

HotelChatter:
Haha. So, have you ever managed to book one of those kinds of deals?

Jaunted:
i'm always so eager to go on a trip i book it way in advance... so no.

HotelChatter:
i once booked a $59 one-way from Newark to Florida and then I got upgraded to first class. Which was nice. except the fruit plate was gross. is it bad that sometimes i like the cheeseburger continental serves in coach?

Jaunted:
only if you think it's bad that i would consider eating fish in coach again

HotelChatter:
ugh, i would pass out. what kind of fish was it?

Jaunted:
uhhh...i wasn't even sure it was fish but it tasted pretty good.

HotelChatter:
oh that's bad. that's real bad.

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IM Incest :: No Hot Men in Japan. Just Iced Coffee and Forgotten Corduroys

| October 20, 2006 at 5:10 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
tell me about japan. did you meet any hot men?

Jaunted:
"meet" isn't quite the word ... i was desperate for a Bob Harris though. but my hotel didn't have an all night bar

HotelChatter:
so if you had to pick a movie to describe your japan trip what would you pick? kill bill? lost in translation? america's next top model goes to the harajuku fashion district? wait, that's not a movie but still....

Jaunted:
lost in translation ..because i tried to drink as many suntory products as possible. they sell canned iced coffee.except...some of the stores put them in heaters and sell them heated...i didnt know that so i reachd in for one at a 7-11 one day and OUCH

HotelChatter:
lordy did you leave a tanqueray bottle in your hotel room after you left?

Jaunted:
no but i did leave a pair of corduroys because i needed more room in my bag for the records i bought. whoever found my cords is a lucky person, unless they are japanese. in which case, they will be 27 sizes too big.

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IM Incest: Minnie Mouse's Sex Tape May Actually Help Her Career

| October 13, 2006 at 4:58 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
just watched the disney character orgy video. so is minnie the village bicycle? or was she gangbanged?

Jaunted:
well, it looks like she does get around--first hong kong, now paris. speaking of paris, did you see that the voiceover says "it's hot!"?

HotelChatter:
No, where? Oh on the video...I am sad, its all a sham her love for mickey mouse. just like barbie and ken.

Jaunted:
maybe disney should recast minnie as a celebutard instead of a happy-go-lucky gal pal

HotelChatter:
hah then they can bring back mr. toad's wild ride and call it something like: DUI with Paris Hilton and Minnie

Jaunted:
that would make my "year of a million dreams". the little carts could be shaped like oversized bicycles

HotelChatter:
or mercedes benz replicas!

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IM Incest: Lenin Is Still Sexy For Some Even in Death

| October 6, 2006 at 2:29 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
Jaunted has sex on the brain this week, huh?

Jaunted:
There was a lot of Borat and a lot of sexiness, which I'm sure Borat would be pleased with. Sexy romanian nurses, Montreal trying to be sexy, sex in a Volvo, you name it.

HotelChatter:
you are on a sex binge over there even using the word prophylatics for that lenin story

Jaunted:
you know, there are some people who would definitely like to get to know lenin a little better, even in his current state

HotelChatter:
wow that's beyond disturbing. i mean lenin wasn't even good-looking. didn't he have redhair or something?

Jaunted:
speak for yourself, sister. just kidding, he's not my type either. i'm waiting for a hot hotelier dating service.

HotelChatter:
i think they hoteliers already use a dating service, its called modeling agencies

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IM Incest :: Blame Canada for Bad WiFi

| September 29, 2006 at 3:59 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
So I hear you are in Canada, what's that like?

Jaunted:
Yeah I'm in Montreal, eating my way through the city.

HotelChatter:
Well, you know I have to ask this--where are you staying?

Jaunted:
At the Hotel St. Paul but the internet no worky in my room so I've been parked in the lobby all morning because they have ETHERNET

HotelChatter:
Death!

Jaunted:
the hotel staff is super nice but their ethernet isn't and surprise, the maintenance men they sent couldnt help me hook it up

HotelChatter:
Blame Canada! Do they have good amenities, like any sex toys in the mini-bar?

Jaunted:
no sex toys, sadly. unless you count the faux fur bolster in the bed which i don't

HotelChatter:
umm..what's a bolster? jessica simpson wants to know.

Jaunted:
it's like a long cylinder they put behind the pillows for when you're sitting on the bed but not sleeping

HotelChatter:
Darnit. It sounds a lot kinkier than it really is.

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IM Incest: Your First Time is Always a Special Time

| September 22, 2006 at 2:58 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
So what's happening Jaunty-style?

Jaunted:
jaunted is running a "first time" contest and we're giving away rough guides--from their "first time" series, including "first time around the world"

HotelChatter:
What do they gotta submit?

Jaunted:
readers have to submit their favorite "first time" experience that they had while traveling, so it's pretty broad.

HotelChatter:
so like favorite first time getting lost in india? or favorite first time experiencing montezumas revenge?

Jaunted:
i wouldn't call that last one a cherished memory but they could submit that yes. Although, we're looking for more like first time eating pasta in Italy.

HotelChatter:
hmm my favorite first time was in venice and i got pooped on by birds in the tower in san marco.

Jaunted:
my first time in paris, i learned to watch where I step because there's dog poop everywhere!

HotelChatter:
yeah that's bad. but i was trying to flirt with a guy and as soon as i got shat on, he walked away. that's when i learn men could be so cruel.

Jaunted:
ha we're pigs

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IM Incest: Panel Party Time, Part Two

| September 15, 2006 at 4:30 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
But you did you have yourself a good time at the Budget Travel Online panel. I could tell.

Jaunted:
For me the after party was the highlight, don't you think?

HotelChatter:
Free drinks! woot woot budget travel really knows their market

Jaunted:
i feel like it showed that bloggers and travel mag people are all the same in their love of free booze and they write about the same stuff so it makes sense that they'd get along

HotelChatter:
yes there was a lot of backslapping don't you think?

Jaunted:
yes far too much. also the limbo contest was a bit silly but that's what happens when you give those bloggers the keys to the liquor cabinet

HotelChatter:
haha things really got out of hand when you tried to start a karaoke party without a karaoke machine or mics

Jaunted:
hey! you promised you wouldn't tell

HotelChatter:
that's when i decided to take off my sombrero and go home

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IM Incest:: You Don't Have To Become Canadian to Visit Cuba, But It Might Help

| September 8, 2006 at 5:41 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
I was wondering what the restrictions were for traveling to Cuba and I found this website: www.usacubatravel.com. This is what they say: "Canada offers you the easiest and safest way to reach Cuba!"

Jaunted:
Canada! It's too cold there!

HotelChatter:
so do you need to become canadian?

Jaunted:
thank god no. no you just need to fly there first, then they don't stamp your passport in cuba.

HotelChatter:
ooooh sneaky. would you do it?

Jaunted:
it's scary. i'd have to do more research. also, I don't speak spanish. what about you?

HotelChatter:
i would be afraid that i would be caught. altho i'd make my name be alanis and i would say "eh?" alot

Jaunted:
you dont have to be canadian. just go there first. it's the US that has restrictions. not cuba. otherwise, the number of people named dave coulier visiting cuba would be astronomical

HotelChatter:
ohh cool, i was just asking cuz paris hilton wanted to know. umm..yeah her and jessica simpson.

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IM Incest: Please, No More Crappy Airplane Movies

| August 25, 2006 at 2:58 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
i saw a crappy movie on the airplane last week, "she's the man" with amanda byrnes and i thought of you.

Jaunted:
How sweet. Speaking of airplane movies, i found these old TWA ads on youtube, back when TWA was introducing transworld service so, good domestic 747 service in 1970.

HotelChatter:
i saw, very funny.

Jaunted:
Yeah, they hired peter sellers to do the ads. they are really inappropriate. he's a scot in one, being cheap and an Italian in another, selling the food. it's all insane and awesome.

HotelChatter:
flying on planes in the 70s was probably great. smoking, sex, italian salesmen.

Jaunted:
and orange and green seats! you can't have everything, you know.

HotelChatter:
i am just wondering when continental, united and american are going to add direcTV into their seats a la jet blue. why should we be forced to watch She's the Man when we can watch reruns of stupid reality shows.

Jaunted:
all they need is one channel: VH1. Flava Flav for four hours, what's not to like?

HotelChatter:
Or back to the I love the 80s part 6

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IM Incest: If Southwest Opened A Hotel Chain....

| August 18, 2006 at 2:35 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
I'm about to spice up this convo. Did you see that SpiceJet airlines is opening up SpiceJet hotels?

Jaunted:
yeah that's nuts. well kingfisher has an airline too. and they are an indian beer. they succeeded where hooters air failed, I guess. beer beats boobage.

HotelChatter:
hmm. what if united open some hotels? i would NEVER stay there.

Jaunted:
me neither. what about a jetblue hotel or a Southwest hotel--no assigned rooms

HotelChatter:
haha you race to the elevator to get the room with the view.

Jaunted:
hmm no room service either. just peanuts or peanut vending machines.

HotelChatter:
i'm gonna give Southwest a call. see if they would consider it. i'd just love to see the race for the  rooms.

Jaunted:
Right, it'll be like when people claim rooms at camp.

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IM Incest: Airport Screeners Need Better Educational Degrees

| August 11, 2006 at 2:45 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
Thanks to thwared airline terrorists, your week must have been busy.

Jaunted:
Yes, there's no shortage of airport stories here. one day we picked up a story about how happy the TSA workers are. like, 60% of them say they like their jobs. i assumed that it was because they like frisking the hotties and the power.

HotelChatter:
But as every gal on the bar scene knows, hotties come with notties.

Jaunted:
then this terrorism thing came up a few days later. so now everyone has to toss water and liquid.

HotelChatter:
No water allowed on the plane? Hopefully, the flight attendants will make extra water trips.

Jaunted:
doubtful. but it turns out that they already have machines to detect liquid explosives. at Heathrow they show an xray of the person so you can see their privates.

HotelChatter:
but the xray of the privates is like black and white, like the doctors office right?

Jaunted:
no, the fleshy parts. (Inserts link to fleshy-viewing xray.)

HotelChatter:
eww!! ok i think TSA people need to have more extensive schooling/training.

Jaunted:
they only need a GED to work there.

HotelChatter:
i say they need at least an OB/GYN degree.

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IM Incest: We Learn New Sex Lingo Everyday

| August 4, 2006 at 4:30 PM | 0 Comments

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HotelChatter:
What's this business about Jessica Alba's sex hair? Is this Something About Mary, the sequel?

Jaunted:
well i'll get to that. but first, the big news is the launch of the chasing vancouver map. as you may recall, we spent much of the spring stalking--er, following Natalie Portman around Toronto. so this map is less stalky but more Canadian!

HotelChatter:
Oh those Canadians are crazy. They smoke a lot of weed in Vancouver too. But really, what's "sex hair" about?

Jaunted:
Well we're not the only ones who love the loonie. We've already been getting map tips and one was jessica alba doing the walk of shame--all the way to edmonton

HotelChatter:
That's sex hair? I never heard that one before. But glad we can introduce it to people here.

Jaunted:
Yup,  we're really contributing to the greater good of society on Jaunted this week. Plus we got a tip about Jean-Claude Van Damme doing karaoke.

HotelChatter:
Jean-Claude Van Damme? I thought he was dead. Like ten years ago?

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