Wake Up With John Wayne At Hotel Derek
Ever fantasized about waking up with a celebrity? Actually, that hardly needs a question. We know you’ve done it, and we all know how that fantasy goes. Hotel bed, rumpled sheets, pillows shmooshed and a glass of champagne on the table. Shower running and the dulcet tones of singing to themselves under the water, acting as your sweet alarm clock.
Ok, so we can’t exactly make that happen, but we can get you part of the way, by telling you about the Hotel Derek in Houston, which has none other than John Wayne delivering its wake up calls.
And no, “Rise and shine sleepyhead, it’s time to giddy up and get those feet on the ground,” may not be the romantic arousal you were envisioning, but you can’t have everything, plus John Wayne strikes us as the type who’d have enjoyed a bit of flirtatious banter.
That ain’t the only Western aspect of Hotel Derek – there’s also a new three-story movie-themed poolside mural that forms a border for giant Western screenings every night. Yes, three stories. Because everything’s bigger in Texas.
A stay chez Derek tonight will set you back $199. Now go forth and giddy up and onwards into that week.
[Photo: Hotel Derek Facebook]