We found two offerings awaiting your (key) touch discretely tied up within the website. But you'll have to submit to their “dynamic reservation” system to get it. The reservation system on the Heathman's website dominates in that only after you have filled out your dates and room preferences will the packages appear as an add-on option.
The first package is a very simple “ Inner Goddess” that includes a bottle of Boedecker Cellars Pinot Gris for $40 (you supply the goddess).
The second is more of a megalomaniac’s delight and is priced to match at $2,750. The “ Charlie Tango No Limits” named for Christian Grey's helicopter begins with cocktails at the Heathman. Of course you may elect to have white wine. Then you and five of your friends are whisked off to your private heli-pad for an evening helicopter tour of the city. Back on the ground you step back into your limo and are chauffeured back to the Heathman for dinner and up to your elegant suite.
As it is a “ no limits” package, the hotel states that the “ rest of the night is up to you” and it is “ all inclusive.” Hmm. Do you need to sign a contract?
Excluding the packages, rates for rooms at The Heathman Hotel right now range from $259 for a Deluxe Queen to $839 for one of the Signature Suites.
[Photo: Heathman Hotel / Flickr]