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3 Hotel Suggestions For Newly-Made Porn Star Mom Nadya Suleman

May 7, 2012 at 9:26 AM | by | Comments (0)

The world cringed in horror this weekend as Nadya Suleman made the weird jump from eccentric, attention-seeking mother of fourteen children to porn star. TMZ reported that Octomom showed up to do her first video shoot at a mansion in San Fernando Valley, and actually did a pretty good job. Great.

Now that she's elevated herself into the lucrative (we hope) world of doin' it in front of the camera, a plain old hotel stay has the potential for so much more. So without further ado, here are a few places that might better suit her...purposes.

Photo booths are always a fun way to lighten the mood in any hotel lobby or bar, and in Suleman's case, could be a great money-saver if she ever needs to "rehearse" for her next shoot. Photos taken at The Shore Hotel's digital photo booth can only be emailed or shared via Twitter and Facebook—so whatever the self-loving Octomom may get up to in there, we at least know she won't be wasting paper.

We don't like to generalize here, but, never having been porn stars ourselves, we're going to assume that the act of voyeurism holds a special appeal for, if not all, then many actors and actresses who make a living pleasuring themselves in front of others. So what better spot could a porn star find him or herself than at the Standard New York, one of the most voyeuristic hotels out there?

In addition to overlooking the entire West Village and the much-frequented High Line Park, this place has even been favorited by Hollywood directors too. Back in January, Michael Fassbender's steamy scenes in Shame showed that killer views weren't the only attraction of the floor-to-ceiling windows in the rooms.

Finally, if Octomom finds herself with work down in Miami, one hotel we'd like to recommend is SLS South Beach. Though it won't be welcoming guests for another two months, we spotted one sexy detail that should prove useful to Suleman as she practices hamming it up for the cameras: mirrors on the ceilings!.

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