But really, who cares if Marlins Park is miles from the beach and a complete b**ch to get to—all that South Beach drunken mayhem can now be experienced right here at the stadium!
Fans paid a cover to get into The Clevelander after the Marlins-Yankees game on Sunday, where Marlins closer Heath Bell helped out behind the bar. A few fly balls made their way into the bar area, although it didn't bring the fish any luck--the Yankees won, 10–8.
Single game tickets to check out The Clevelander start at $50, although same games cost more, including those against the Red Sox, which will set you back $100.
Food is ballpark-pricey ($12 for a 1/2 pound hotdog), but the view, though no South Beach, is pretty spectacular. For a peek at what you can see from the Clevelander's Marlins Park pool, click here.