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Available throughout the month of February, this is more of a Bachelor-proportioned stunt than a deal: it's priced at $143,000 and starts with accommodation in the hotel's Grand Presidential Suite. Naturally, it comes with rose petals, candles and a private butler.

Accounting for the rest of that price tag is: a vow renewal ceremony, diamond rings by Michael "F" Collection, a candlelit dinner aboard a luxury yacht with private captain "and rock star" (beats us), and a couple's massage with chakra stones. You'll have to call the hotel directly to book that one.

The non-Romneys among us may have better luck affording Turnberry Isle's Intimate Bubbly Romance Package. This one stars at $699 a night and includes your room, a welcome amenity of champagne and strawberries, a 60-minute couples massage with a glass of bubbly each, plus breakfast and mimosas in bed. Also, because extra fees are a major romance buzz kill, the rate includes the resort fee, room tax and valet parking.

The Palms Hotel and Spa: The Essensia restaurant at this hotel is one of the most romantic settings in South Beach and on the night of February 14, it will be even more so, with a six-court Food for Love Menu on tap. Think oysters, strawberries, truffles, lobster tail, filet, figs and banana fritters. Open to the public and hotel guests alike, the dinner is $185 per couple. Super-duper loved-up types may be interested in reserving the hotel's Gazebo for a private version of the spread for an additional hundred bucks.

The hotel's Aveda Spa is also getting into Valentine's Day with its SPAmance promotion--you can buy gift certificates that cover a 50-minute massage, 30-minute facial and glass of champagne for $195 including gratuity. Or, just book you and your date in for the Twice as Nice Couples Retreat, where you get a 50-minute couple's massage, a 15-minute Warm Oil Scalp massage and glass of champers per person. That one's $280 but does include gratuity. Both spa specials include access to the hotel's pool and beach areas.

The Setai: This is a hotel that loves its Taittinger champagne, and with the Valentine's Day Romance package, you'll get a bottle of the stuff, along with Teuscher Chocolate Champagne Truffles upon arrival, a fresh bouquet of roses, and The Setai Grand Breakfast for two daily. The catch is there's a 3-night minimum. Rates start at $760 in an Art Deco Studio Suite, and the package is available from February 1–17. For more ideas on how to amp up the wow factor, click here to see all the ways you can enahnce the package and make your credit card cry.

[Photos from top: Turnberry Isle Miami; The Palms Hotel; Courtesy The Setai]