· Can I get an upgrade to a suite?
· Ooo, minibar!
· $7 for Pringles???
· Do the movie titles show up on the bill?
· Why is it so cold in this room?
· What do you mean, there is no door to the bathroom?
· Why are these sheets so scratchy?
· $15 a day for WiFi? My ass!
· Ewww, a hair in the tub!
· Hi Room Service? Can I get a cheeseburger and fries? Oh and a Coke?
· Meet me downstairs for drinks. Even though I'm a guest, I can't get into the rooftop club.
· [To the concierge] Can you get me reservations tonight for the hottest restaurant in town?
· I forgot a toothbrush. Can you send one up?
· It's 2am. Why is the alarm clock going off?
· No housekeeping. Please go away. But can I get more towels?
· Should I tip the maid?
· This room needs more outlets.
· Why is the TV right above the desk?
· Ugh. This shampoo sucks.
· Where is the full-length mirror?
· Can I get a late check-out?
· If I hadn't booked this room on Hotwire for under a $100, I probably wouldn't come back.
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