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Apparently, it's a real title. People who play with the plastic bricks are granted the status by demonstrating their building proficiency, enthusiasm for Legos and a professional approach toward the public, according to the Lego website.

If your little one loves Legos, book the hotel's Building Creativity with LEGO Bricks package, which includes a room, four waterpark passes, entry to an ice cream social and a photo opp with the life-sized Bruce the Moose Lego Brick statue made by Tucker, a "Create and Take" Build Session, a complete brick set and a souvenir Timber Ridge picture frame with a pic from the ice cream party.

You can book the package at any time, but if you do it between August 14 and 16, the kiddies can attend Tucker's seminars for free. Rates start at $219 a night.

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