Andre Balazs Finally Picks a Blonde We Like: Chelsea Handler
It's been a while since we've commented on the love life of hottie hotelier Andre Balazs. Forgive us for this lapse but the last time we did so, we received death threats on Twitter from a certain lady. (True story!)
But now, Andre is canoodling (because really, cuddling is entirely beneath a jet-setting hotelier like Andre) with a blonde we like--Chelsea Handler. So maybe all that talk about the Chelsea and Andre Balazs was referring not to the Hotel Chelsea but this Chelsea?
Never the matter, here are some reasons why we approve of this match.
Chelsea, host of The Chelsea Handler Show on E!, is rather funny ('cept when she's hosting the MTV Music Awards), she's from the hottest state in the U.S. right now--New Jersey (give a fist pump for the Livingston Mall)--and she likes rap music (and rappers as she last dated 50 Cent.)
She's also not totally batshit crazy and has so far not posted nude photos of herself on Twitter. Well done, Andre!
Since Chelsea is based in LA where Andre has three hotels, we are now wondering if Andre has any new hotel plans for LA. If he does, may we suggest fixing up the Standard West Hollywood? Now that the Standard New York remains one of the hottest multi-purpose hotels in the world (there's not only rooms but a pool, a beer garden, a restaurant, a rooftop bar, a gift shop and a members-only club), the former nursing home on the Sunset Strip hardly fits the Standard brand.
At the very least he could soundproof the walls as that seems to be the recurring complaint on TripAdvisor. But maybe this is the Standard Weho's schtick. You know...like Standard New York has naked people in the windows, Standard Weho lets you hear naked people in the rooms.
[Photo: Terry's Diary]