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Andre Balazs Finally Picks a Blonde We Like: Chelsea Handler

March 7, 2011 at 9:31 AM | by | Comments (12)

It's been a while since we've commented on the love life of hottie hotelier Andre Balazs. Forgive us for this lapse but the last time we did so, we received death threats on Twitter from a certain lady. (True story!)

But now, Andre is canoodling (because really, cuddling is entirely beneath a jet-setting hotelier like Andre) with a blonde we like--Chelsea Handler. So maybe all that talk about the Chelsea and Andre Balazs was referring not to the Hotel Chelsea but this Chelsea?

Never the matter, here are some reasons why we approve of this match. Chelsea, host of The Chelsea Handler Show on E!, is rather funny ('cept when she's hosting the MTV Music Awards), she's from the hottest state in the U.S. right now--New Jersey (give a fist pump for the Livingston Mall)--and she likes rap music (and rappers as she last dated 50 Cent.)

She's also not totally batshit crazy and has so far not posted nude photos of herself on Twitter. Well done, Andre!

Since Chelsea is based in LA where Andre has three hotels, we are now wondering if Andre has any new hotel plans for LA. If he does, may we suggest fixing up the Standard West Hollywood? Now that the Standard New York remains one of the hottest multi-purpose hotels in the world (there's not only rooms but a pool, a beer garden, a restaurant, a rooftop bar, a gift shop and a members-only club), the former nursing home on the Sunset Strip hardly fits the Standard brand.

At the very least he could soundproof the walls as that seems to be the recurring complaint on TripAdvisor. But maybe this is the Standard Weho's schtick. You know...like Standard New York has naked people in the windows, Standard Weho lets you hear naked people in the rooms.

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Chelsea

when did she break up with 50cent?

ugh ! this shows your utter tastelessness in women

all this comment splash page does is reflect your out of it tastelessness and obedience of Nadine Johnson's Mandate to name Balazs ( who most of Manhattan considers a skank - arms length at best , also please stop with the "he buys" anything, his "investors" are some of the scariest , most amoral human beings on earth) "the Most Eligable Bachelor On Earth" .  This is some mandate  Nadine got from Andre! Gosh, if had only grown 3 inches taller, his world might not be so utterly deluded.
I am a huge Courtney Love fan for all the reasons that anyone is,   and i am a huge Chelsea Handler - errr - i direct you to www.peopleofwalmart.com  ok?   Your "headline" was meanspirited and out of touch and as i work closer to Si by a long shot than you- a tertiary at Best blog on hotels that is a money drain and an emberassment - THAT  IS OFFICIAL  ! especially with the update of photos and this piece, leave it alone and stop  bothering Love- Cobain. Its disgusting.  Ask both Thurman and Love- Cobain and  any of his other "conquests"  ( Love- Cobain did happen to leave for the UK  with the Hon Lord  xxx  6th    Baron of xx  4 months before this triple condom axl went into effect- dumping Balazs in the process. Right then and there at a Gagosian party.
 Any UK aristo will tell you that the favorite Godson of Camilla Parker Bowles who has zero compunction about her class or talent proves to have alot more mettle than "TMEBITWORLD! " Because, as everyone knows, Courtney /AB continued "dating" long, long after Nadine had her "dumped" in several tabloid publications. she wont do drugs with Johnson, oh! shes fired!read "Spin!" its a lovely , fragrant and extremely accurate roman a clef about the mean spirited, coked out  NJ  and come to think of it, AB and NJ would do well to just throw in the towel and get married, but NJ  is too unattrive although Handler is... words fail me. Mexican Midgets over :"nude" photos ? excuse me i saw the twitpic that was removed  within 6 hours as it was as Rogers and Cowan stated  posted by a disreputable person - AB? is that you- from her iphone and by accident! ) What both a list women think of AB or Handler. 1. He's far, far above his station having dated either! this Blonde You Like  is far more "him" his True self, it reflects his inner truth. That is a middle class, at best , lazy, ferociously mean, social climber, who married up, abused his wife for a good 15 years and  is a , i'm told, awful father, and terrible boss. Ask anyone why the Mercer cannot keep a GM! 2. if either Uma or Courtney would be caught dead on Handlers "show"  she sucks at that too im afraid,  and middle America is not the Hotels  Balazs is after, its not where his "investors" - for he owns nothing of his own and we all , including you, are aware of THAT! want  their money. An upside down sign is Balazs one controibution to popular culture and its not exactly an Amanpur.
 The answer is one Anniston  "buddy " weekend of farting contests does not an a lister make.  Ugh the sight of her makes me ashamed for Courtney and Uma and Ms Ford.  I am  after you, in terms of Si, this proves what i have been saying,  your a waste of money and time as a blog and this proves your .. uncool ness. Gawker wouldn't touch you w a stick, nor would The Curbed peeps,  so where will you be?   Out Of Work.   In the words of the Great Ms Love " You Dont Rape A Goddess"
Idiot
Richard .you can call me Dick

wtf?

whats ur beef with courtney, juliana shallcross? why are u attacking her like this, tasteless to say the least. juliana ur less of a lady, more cow-like actually. so let's hope u stay healthy and dont choke on ur own poisonous words. to quote an actual lady "once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger."
not that I would ever do that, make a burger.

Andre and Chelsea

You are a bitch for writing this article about a relationship that would never last. Courtney did her best to make Andre happy,hell she was a better woman than Handler. Im been a fan of Love's since I was nine years old,I could tell Courtney really love Andre,they have been friends for 20 something years. Im defending Courtney and Courtney is a better blonde than that hoe Handler who happen to be a Joan Rivers wannabe who likes to sleep with rich guys for money since her career will be over soon. Courtney could do bad all by herself,Courtney has talent unlike Handler. You are just jealous of Courtney,just admitted it,you stupid bitch!

furthermore you idiots

<a href="http://hellobeautiful.com/gossip-news/hellobeautifulstaff1/chelsea-handler-racial-vma-jokes-did-not-impress-fans/">http://hellobeautiful.com/gossip-news/hellobeautifulstaff1/chelsea-handler-racial-vma-jokes-did-not- impress-fans/</a>

this hag? wow. but then again hes 5'4 or something right? in lifts? what the Hell did CL see in that guy. Ask Thurman the same thing while your at it.


Klassy!

<a href="http://gothamist.com/2011/04/19/video_milking_cyclist_deaths_for_la.php">http://gothamist.com/2011/04/19/video_milking_cyclist_deaths_for_la.php</a>

klassier

<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/38494">http://www.dlisted.com/node/38494</a>

the @nickcannon whore story

<a href="http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/10/16/chelsea-handler-and-nick-cannon-hate-each-other-its-twitter-war/">http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/10/16/chelsea-handler-and-nick-cannon-hate-each-other-its-twitter-war /</a>

courtney hot sexy beautiful and mostly BRILLIANT

and an iconoclast, not a sheep.
<a href="http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/02/24/courtney-loves-hot-and-sexy-photo-shoot/">http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/02/24/courtney-loves-hot-and-sexy-photo-shoot/</a> im done with you idiots, and a woman wrote this piece? forget the content, its all about the mean sprited nasty  assed splash line.  Lets just see  what occurs. This was Uneccessary and i have heard has caused her alot of hurt. Your an ass.
<a href="http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/02/24/courtney-loves-hot-and-sexy-photo-shoot/">http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/02/24/courtney-loves-hot-and-sexy-photo-shoot/</a>

Dear Courtney

Courtney i want to defend you and i agree with Laverne that Handler is a hoe, and ive been your fan since i was 11 years old. you deserve all the happiness in the world. The fans love you, we care about you so much. Dont let Chelsea get u down! Your a beautiful woman Court! :)

Richard Long obviously is Courtney!

How utterly LAUGHABLE Courtney Love is! We all know it's YOU making all these comments, dear child. I think Andre is very wise and NORMAL to want a truly beautiful (without make-up) woman instead of just a tantrum-throwing GIRL. Can anyone blame him?  This is a classy man and he couldn't take Courtney Love out in public for fear of being embarrassed, the thing she does best! Words don't describe her. But then again, who'd want to.

How you know RabidFans?

It could be a guy giving his opinion. Chelsea is MORE embarassing than Courtney,she has no class,no manners,no talent. The reason Andre is dating her cause he need a dicksucker who could get high with him and suck his dick all day and night. Courtney is the ONE is truly beautiful not Chelsea,Chelsea looks like a grandma compared to Courtney. Andre let a great woman go,Jackass!

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