As part of the deal, you will also receive a can of spotted dick pudding as well as a British slang dictionary so that you can figure out what spotted dick pudding actually is. The Union Square hotel will gift you with two mini bottles of gin, but if that's not gonna cut it, you'll get a list of the best British pubs in the city. A pair of glasses are thrown in, too, so you can hide from the paparazzi on your pint run.
You can shag like royalty through May 15. To have your own Kate and Wills-type getaway, the package starts at $189 a night.
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