Beacher's Madhouse at the Hollywood Roosevelt to Be a Members-Only Club
David Arquette may have dropped out but Beacher's Madhouse at the Hollywood Roosevelt is still opening, although with some caveats.
While we last heard the show would premiere March 16, private previews are starting tomorrow and only VIPs are allowed. How do you know if you are a VIP? If you got this invite. Page Six reports:
[Jeff Beacher] sent antique-looking, oversize books containing mini-bar bottles of Red Bull and vodka, and an invite to the venue which starts previews Wednesday. Some VIPs got them personally hand-delivered by an Oompa Loompa. "Privileges will be withdrawn from any individual who removes one or more midgets from the library," warns the invite.
Ok, we get it Beacher. You employ little people in your show. Moving on, if you're still interested in seeing this show when you're in town, you better go soon.
Eater LA says the club will become a "members only" venue in September which is bonkers as we really doubt the demand for a Beacher's Madhouse membership. And you know how we feel about "members only" clubs in hotels.
Getting tickets to this show still seems to be impossible. But we aren't too bothered. According to Beacher's Madhouse Facebook page, they are still, STILL, holding auditions. Perhaps they are trying to find a Little Charlie Sheen to work into their act.
In the meantime, here's a picture of the specially created venue: