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Le Parker Meridien Offers A Four-Hour Quickie Package

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  Site Where: 118 W 57th St. [map], New York, NY, United States, 10019
February 8, 2011 at 2:01 PM | by | Comment (1)

You probably won't be watching Laurel and Hardy

It's the grossest hotel promo of the month—or so we hope! In a collab with Urban Daddy, Midtown Manhattan's Le Parker Meridien is offering an "afternoon tryst" package for adulterers, office Casanovas, and assorted other bros who don't find the idea of paying hourly rates for a hotel completely repellent. The details?

You’ll have access to a Park View room from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., where you’ll be free to indulge in whatever consensual indoor activities you desire. Or you can upgrade so your room includes champagne, strawberries with whipped cream and an on-demand adult film of your choice.

The room-only rate is $150, while the upgrade is $250. Which seems a lot for some bubbly and a skin flick.

Attention all future, overnight guests: If you arrive for a 3 p.m. check-in and your room isn't ready, please, please give housekeeping all the time they need to, um, finish.

To book, click here.

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Le Parker Meridien quickie time

Damn!! A couple of years too late. I would have had the time of my life with my goomatta. Walking Central Park on a day visit to Manhattan, tired and a lot on the horned side. Oh the possibilities! She wasn't the Best Western type. First class all the way.

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