The cartoon instructional guide is included in the brand's Snuggie Love package, which is special for V-Day. Of course, you can't whip out some Snuggie Sutra without the proper equipment. So you also get a monkey Snuggie so that you can pull off positions like the "Sleeve It to Beaver" or "The Snorgy."
In case you need some liquid courage in order to romance your other half in a monkey-patterned blankie, you'll also get a four-pack of Skyy flavored vodka mini bottles. Provided they're willing, you should be a Snuggie sexpert in no time - especially since you'll have a late checkout of 2 p.m. to perfect your positions.
You can get some Snuggie Love at Hotel Union Square, Hotel Diva or Kensington Park. Snuggie Love isn't just for Valentine's Day, either - the package is available through April 30 and it starts at $159 a night.