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Get a Valentine's Day Dildo at Vermont's Woodstocker Inn

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  Site Where: 61 River St. [map], Woodstock, VT, United States, 05091
February 8, 2011 at 8:31 AM | by | ()

Last week we gave you the lowdown on Valentine's Day deals that we'd actually book. This week, it's time to show you the strange, outrageous and plain cray-cray packages that are out there.

Tucked inside a friendly looking, sunny-yellow house, the Woodstocker Inn looks like an unlikely place for some naughty Valentine's Day ruckus. But the small Vermont inn is asking all the freaks in the sheets to come out for its Duvets and Dildos package.

We're guessing this is a package aimed at couples, but obviously you single ladies can appreciate it solo. And yes, you do get a bona fide dildo. In fact, you'll receive a Rabbit, that two-pronged vibrator made famous by Sex and the City.

If you want to claim your Rabbit, book either the Chelsea room with its V-Day-appropriate red walls and a ruby-colored tub that lights up, the Westminster room with its two side-by-side claw-foot tubs or the Richmond suite with its own spa-like air bath.

The self-pleasuring package also includes lubricant, condoms, chocolate treats and, inexplicably, U.K.'s Fentimans ginger beer.

To get under the duvet with a new dildo, it'll cost you $250 a night. The package is available throughout February, in case you want to come back for more.

[Photo: Woodstocker Inn]

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