As expected with a hotel so woven into the fabric of the country, the Italians have the first say. Solid 4 and 5-star ratings dominate with very little criticism, until we hit a 1-star review so unreasonable, and from someone not even sleeping at the property! His two big issues? He couldn't figure out whether to push or pull to open the main door, and he and his friends didn't get as many nuts and savories at the bar as other groups drinking. That's it. MOVING ON!
At long last we hit upon some real reviews from guests who've actually had quality sheet time at the Armani Milano. One reviewer finds the restaurant too bright but enjoys the room bathrooms, comparing them to those of the Park Hyatt. The most straightforward assessment comes from jeanluc1, who sums it up quick and dirty-style:
Great location. Great decoration First impression is great, the staff is pleasant and helpful. with a large balcony (in November, I didn't use it very long) my room was superb, spacious, luxurious. great linens bathroom is perfect.
So far everyone really likes the bathrooms. At least there's some consensus.