In the article, Leal confided:
"We had sex twice. Everything felt natural.
He had great endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.
The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I was wearing a robe. He opened it up and...was like, 'Just checking. OK, I did good! You're really pretty.'"
Which would sure be reason enough—if we were married to him—to divorce his sorry ass pronto. We're just not sure why Demi waited over two months to go through with it. Oh, right, we almost forgot. She was too busy sulking alone at Manhattan's Crosby Street Hotel.
Next up for the power couple is figuring out how to divide their estimated $290 million fortune. Well, for starters, they could buy Sara Leal some new clothes. The ones she has now don't seem to do a good job staying on her.
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