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Arora, a spice importer who stocks the shelves of stores like Fairway and Whole Foods, made a dash of shame to his room and locked the door.

When cops came knocking, he opened his door with the latch still on and cried out, “Peek-a-boo!’’ according to law-enforcement source.

Hotel staffers had to cut the latch before cops scooped up Arora and carted him off to St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital.

The scene of the crime. We hope they disinfected this place afterwards.

Telling the paper his side of the story, Arora says he was not naked in the fitness center, only the steam room and when cops arrived at his room, he was in his underwear preparing a salt bath, "ready to rock" and eat food from the night before. Um, ok. He also says the guests at the hotel who called security were "probably uncomfortable" with his North Indian heritage.

And for the record, he did not yell at cops to "suck his million dollar cock." Instead he told them to "suck my $57 million cock." Ugh, he just had to work his net worth in there didn't he?

All in all, Arora says he spent two hours in the hospital and no charges were brought against him. In the meantime, we're feeling better about being too cash poor to stay at this hotel.

[Photo via Crains New York and Four Seasons New York]