In brief, they picked up a hooker card at McCarran airport (has anyone else ever seen these? We haven’t), summoned her to room 3511 of the Four Seasons, didn’t like the look of her, and realized they didn’t have enough money to pay her. The next day, they got another one on personal recommendation, who came up with the goods. As did they.
Now, it is under the humor section so part of us thinks we should take it with a pinch of salt. Also, we hope it is since it’s kinda rambly, and kinda unpleasant in how it dwells in the word “whore” a lot. And, since the Four Seasons is kind of a boring hotel, we can see why someone would want to liven up their stay by saying they actually did wild things there, honest.
Either way, wonder what kind of reception Mr and Mrs Biggs will get if they return to the Four Seasons? Although we hope they don’t. Surely they belong at Planet Hollywood with the rest of the C listers/formerly famous famewhores?