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And since the whole SoBe experience has less to do with sleep and more to do with the scene, there are some food-and-bev perks in the Endless Summer deal, too.

Guests will also get a complimentary upgrade, two free cocktails per day and priority access to the bar or lounge in their hotel of choice. Priority seating at one of each hotel's restaurant is also available.

At Delano, this gets you easier access to The Florida Room and Blue Door, at Shore Club, you can hit up Skybar and Ago, and over on the bay side at the Mondrian, your options are Sunset Lounge and Jeffrey Chodorow’s Asia de Cuba.

Considering that most beach residents have returned home after fleeing Miami in August, and many of these spots are local haunts, the priority entry and seating is not something to be scoffed at. At the very least, it will make people wonder who the hell you are.

Your code for ignoring the fact it's actually fall and living the fab life at the beach is SPVIP.

For the weekend of October 1–3, we found the Endless Summer package available at the Mondrian from $190 a night in a Studio, at Shore Club from $230 a night in a Studio King, and at Delano from $325 a night in a Cityview King.