Booking this package also gets you dinner at the hotel's restaurant Adour on Fashion's Night Out, and a bundle of fashiony amenities to enjoy in your room.
This include champagne, a book from The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute, and a selection of style-inspired sweets from the Adour pastry chef, Sandro Micheli.
Sadly, we don't see any cupcakes emblazoned with Anna Wintour's face made out of frosting, but the haul includes these Jason Wu macaroons, a black-and-white cookie for Chanel and a linzer cookie/tart for Bottega Veneta.
The offer is available between September 3–12, and must be booked over the phone. (Call Denise Hartnett at 212-339-6738.)
Rates start at $1,485 plus tax per night. Or the equivalent of at least three pairs of Louboutins.