Now, yoga classes may seem like a natural for the beautiful young things who flock to The Standard, but for us this news raised a few burning questions: will guests and staff take their penchant for nudity into yoga class too?; will Courtney Love be in class (and—oh, god—will she be nude?!); and what's up with this bit of small print on the email ad for the yoga classes? "The Standard Yoga Experience provides mats, blocks + straps. Showers not available."
So let this be a warning to anyone wandering around the High Line and the Meatpacking District. Unless you want to risk seeing a nekkid downward dog, do not look up at the glass walls of The Standard.