The Sex Kit At Paris Las Vegas is a Bit Of A Flop
Look how lonely it is. It's almost doing a sad face.
They say everything’s sexier in Paris (or, at least, the folks at Paris Las Vegas like to say it is). So you’d expect their hotel sex kit to be a pretty snazzy affair, right?
Well, we’re feeling a bit let down. When we spied “Romance Kit” ($5) on the minibar list at the weekend, we thought it might be something frou frou, reminiscent of the days of the Moulin Rouge or something like that.But then we opened the fridge to find a box of condoms. Just a box of condoms. Sitting on the shelf on its lonesome, looking a bit sorry for itself. Are they taking the back to basics approach? Or maybe everything’s so sexy in Paris that you don’t need any, um, extras to get you in the mood?
Either way, looks like they’re trying to tell us everything’s bigger in Paris. Because they weren’t just any condoms – these were LifeStyles Megas, aka “extra large for the man who needs more!”
If you want to live, er, up to it, a “Rockstar Energy Drink” will set you back another $5. Or there’s always the M&Ms.
For more Paris, erm, coverage, hit up our sister website VegasChatter, where we'll be writing about our stay all week. You can get a special 15% off your room rate through VegasChatter too. Check out the discount link in the Paris stories.
Disclosure: VegasChatter's stay at Paris was part of a media trip.
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