And although it’s largely predictable, the package actually sounds quite fun. For £425 per room (they’ll give you two interconnecting ones), you’ll get an appointment with a personal stylist at Harvey Nicks (you’ll already have told the concierge which of the girls you’d like to look like), four handmade corsages (err, isn’t that a bit season 4?), breakfast at The Promenade restaurant, four cocktails at the bar and four lipglosses from the spa.
And here’s where it gets much, much better – book it over a Bank Holiday (April 30-May 3, May 28-31, August 27-30) or between December 19-29 or April 17-28 next year, and you need only stump up for one room – they’ll throw in the other for free. Now that we could definitely go for. Screw the film – anyone up for some Christmas shopping?