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If a mass wedding wasn’t classy enough, this event—“the largest Valentine’s Day group wedding and vow renewal in South Florida”—comes complete with a radio and corporate sponsor, and a cheesy title too: it’s the fourth annual Buckwild Wedding Bash! The 96 suckers getting married will be treated to hair and makeup services and massages at the resort’s spa before the service, which kicks off at 2:14 p.m. at the Palms Pool Deck. If you can’t drag yourself out of your room to watch the spectacle, you can always tune in to the live radio broadcast on 96.9 WINK-FM. (The station is also giving away the chance to be one of the 48 couples doing the deed, if you’re into that kind of thing.)

Rooms at the Sanibel Harbour Marriott on Feb. 14th start at 319.00 a night, and Escape! Spa packages start at $559. Just remember you’ll be sharing the spa with 48 bridezillas, and grooms getting massages.