According to the New York Times, the hotel offers organic toiletries from Korres Natural Products and super-healthy treats like sesame bars and Biooster Grog, an orange-and-herb concoction that's supposed to do wonders for your skin—a favorite beauty trick of French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.
Yet the most serious detoxifying amenity is probably the NightCove sleep system, which comes in a number of the rooms. Designer Patrick Jouin and Professor Damien Leger, who specializes in sleep disorders, created this bedside gadget that customizes ambient music and lighting to help induce sleep, even if it's for a quick siesta.
But the hotel goes back on its mission with its lobby bar, which serves up cocktails that'll ruin all the detoxification you've been working so hard to do.
Another thing that might throw off your detox plan is the hotel's location. You'll likely get stressed out upon learning that the hotel isn't actually in the chic Marais district. Instead, it's in the 11th Arrondissement, about a 20-minute walk from Marais. You might like the exercise though.
If you want to give detox a go, rooms here start at $159 a night.