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The Raid The Honor Bar package can be purchased through this special link. We typed in the first weekend in October and it spit out a starting price of $229.00. Fair enough. There's a free t-shirt involved after all. But booking through the hotel's regular dialogue gives the same weekend for $129.00 as part of an unlimited free wifi package.

Which brings up the following question: just how many peanut M&M's would you have to consume before the Raid The Honor Bar package becomes profitable?

Keep in mind you're not getting unlimited all-you-can-eat access to the mini-bar, which rumor has it does include libations and $5 bottles of Fiji Water, shown above. You're only getting 50 percent off the price of already overpriced concession food. So you'd be paying $100 extra to pay about what you'd pay at the nearby corner pharmacy. And that probably includes whatever's in the "intimacy kit."

Verdict: nope. This is a shtick that we can't imagine makes any sense under any circumstances. Frankly, we're impressed there's someone in the Hotel Max marketing department with the stones to even try to pull it off. To that person, congratulations. To everybody else, move on.