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2. The exclusive Travel Lite program, a menu of daily grooming, hygiene, skin and hair care and fragrance essentials, available at check-in and delivered immediately. The “nominally-priced” items may also be pre-ordered via the hotel’s Virtual Concierge Web platform. This one is designed to eliminate the need to fret about pesky TSA rules.

3. Desktop-on-Demand provides delivery of a wireless printer as well as any other office supplies you might need in-room, from staplers and highlighters to disks (er, what is it, 2002?) and keyboards. Guest rooms will all have electronic jack-packs and phone/laptop chargers and adaptors are available upon request.

4. Guests who stay at least four nights per month can opt for Luggage-Less Travel by stashing clothes and personal items at the hotel. Stuff can either be held until the guest’s next arrival or for an added charge, laundered, dry-cleaned and pressed. You can even have your toiletries replenished.

5. And finally, free in-town transportation is available to hotel guests. The icing on the cake? You’ll be chauffeured around town in a hybrid, sticking true to the hotel’s eco-conscious. Or if you’re driving your own hybrid, hotel parking is free.

We're intrigued, but what we really can’t wait for is to hear about these perks in practice.