HotelChatter

Here we have a vast and varied treasure trove of funny stuff that the TA staff plucks from the site and from the TA mailbag that is somewhat glorious, from hilarious management responses to reviews ("we don't have bedbugs, we have fleas and ticks") to funny pics that guests have snapped.

A highlight, from a manager responding to a bad review (presumably involving controversial wall-paint choices):

I make no apologies for the lilac colour in the room....after all the room is called "The lilac room" so what colour do you expect .... I have checked the paint tin and it definitely says lilac not 'terrible lilac'.

To avoid further disappointments, please note that "The red room" is red and "The coral room" is coral. If you want luminous we suggest you book the 'Mark Rothko room' which is painted in bright orange.

And then there is this particularly candid gem, re: open bathrooms:

When they mentioned open concept bathroom..it means that the toilet in the room is exposed...juz a sliding partition to close it up...but the partition cant even be locked...so one can only imagined the horrible smell i have to endure when my husband has to attend to nature's call...NO 2.....

Well, someone had to say it.