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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Reviews D Pet Hotels

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  Site Where: 1041 N Highland Ave. [map], Los Angeles, CA, United States, 90038
August 18, 2009 at 10:41 AM | by markj | 0 Comments

D PET HOTELS bills itself as "offering the most exclusive and unique experience from high-end luxury boarding to amazing spa services, which entice even the most discerning of dogs"—so we found the best, most relevant and professional reviewer to review the hotel for guest dogs, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Actually, Conan found him, and sent him to the doggy hotel and aired the footage last night. Some gems from Triumph's review?

Not since the bank bailout has money been so wisely spent. The rich are always busy looking for new ways to piss away their money.

Triumph also found himself laughing out loud like a grown human man when he spotted doggy treadmills. The hilarious footage shows a dog freaking out on a treadmill with Triumph adding, "these dogs have never used this before, these are just for show—like the dogs will ever tell anyone that they don't use the treadmills.

Triumph also uncovered that dog owners are willing to pay $65 to $200 a night for their dogs to live they high life.

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