Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant
Oh noes. A mother in Poland is suing a hotel in Egypt. Why? Because she thinks her 13-year-old daughter got pregnant from swimming in the hotel's pool. Seriously.
According to the Daily Mail:
Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.
'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said. 'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'
You know, little things like this serve as a reminder that the world is a lot different than we all like to think it is.
You know what else? We know for sure that stray sperm in a hotel pool can't get anyone preggers. If that were possible, everyone who has ever attended Sunday Rehab at the Hard Rock (the hot mess pictured above) would be knocked up. Zing!