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Who Needs Hotel Sex Kits When You've Got Wax Lips and Pez?

Where: 1430 Rhode Island NW [map], Washington, DC, United States

So, we've seen our fair share of severely overpriced hotel sex kits. And we understand the whole "willing to pay a million dollars for a condom in the heat of the moment" thing, but let's take a hot step back and check out these minibar offerings from the Hotel Helix, posted on Flickr by devillibrarian.

We spy: Pop Rocks! Wax lips! Pez! Liquor! A recipe for a good time in Washington, DC, we say.

Rates here start around $140, and no word on how much these minibar items will cost you — though we do know the hotel touts itself as kid-friendly and (like all Kimptons) pet-friendly, though we may suggest keeping the kiddies (and the puppies) as far from those Pop Rocks as possible.

[Photo: devillibrarian]