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The Clarion Sign: An 'Overblown Diorama of the Scandinavian Sensibility'

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June 22, 2009 at 11:00 AM | by | Comments (0)

Scandinavian devotees might very well froth at the mouth over Stockholm’s Clarion Sign hotel — at least if the NYT is to be believed. Declared Stockholm’s biggest hotel, with “550-odd rooms,” the hotel also won Times-er Frank Bruni’s declaration that it’s “quite possibly” the most Scandinavian (based on Bruni’s travels in Norway, Iceland, Sweden, and “Ikea stores in several continents,” that is) — “a sort of overblown diorama of the Scandinavian sensibility.”

But what does that actually mean? Mod Arne Jacobsen chairs and four kinds of pickled herring at the free breakfast buffet, apparently.

Highlights: Rooms have “fluffy pillows and duvets,” a flat-screen TV, a bright orange contemporary chair that lends a “needed dash of flash.” Room service is available 24-hours. The hotel houses the first Scandinavian branch of Manhattan resto Aquavit. The spa and fitness center proffer “handsome” cityscape views.

Lowlights: Standard rooms and bathrooms are particularly compact, a fact “underscored by the vastness of the glass-and-steel building in which it’s tucked.” A combo closet-and-dresser unit was an “impossibly slender caricature of space maximization.” And the stall shower sounds a little nerve-wracking, with a glass door that kept getting stuck shut (“the soggy person trapped inside occasionally had to rally the drier person outside to the cause of liberation,” writes Bruni). Minimal toiletries. The fitness center, while spiffy, costs 95 kronor (around $12) per day.

Bottom line: A few blocks from the high-speed airport train terminus and the business district, the hotel is decidedly business-minded, a fact echoed by “crisply efficient service” and a “bevy of international newspapers in the lobby.” Even so, “there’s just enough of what, in Scandinavia, passes for whimsy — check out the black toilet paper in the lobby bathroom — to liven things up,” concludes Bruni. Rates start around 1,500 kronor (roughly $187) but more often than not spike higher.

[Photo: Rob Schoenbaum for The New York Times]

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