Chicks Who Likes Yoga and Fruity Drinks Can Be 'Parker Princesses'

The firepit: gossip and s'mores central.
We will never stop making fun of these silly girlfriend getaway hotel packages. In fact, we'd like to take this opportunity to encourage Sarah Haskins, the brilliantly funny lady behind the hilarious Target Women videos, to do a "Target Women" segment on hotel packages. That is, make fun of those silly girlfriend getaway packagey-things that are made up of what some hotel believes will appeal to women (gossip magazines! Manicures! Shopping!)
Um, that's not to say we wouldn't secretly go and book these packages ourselves if they happened to appeal to us. What? Some of us like manicures and Us Weekly. Whatever.
So, here's another from the vast and varied collection of girly getaway packages: The Parker Palm Springs encourages you to leave the dudes at home and hit up the famous-from-TV resort. That is, if you're willing to call yourself a "Parker Princess."
The "Parker Princesses Package" includes:
· One Signature Muddled Lemonade drink
· Private yoga session
· A special Picnic on the Palm Court
· Smores’ by the firepit
Okay, yeah, this is definitely a girls-only package because we have never in our lives had an instance in which we thought we have looked sexy eating a s'more in front of a dude.
This package, "based on four princesses," runs for $99 per person, per night. Which is actually not too bad and we suppose we shouldn't rag on these girly getaway packages so much since at least they haven't all been Sex and the City-themed lately. Though we will not forget the summer of '08.
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