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The hotel will even indulge in themed rooms. Oh yes, the "Lady Suites" will have an illuminated make-up counter while the "Game Suites" feature a putting green, pinball machine, and a Wii console. Execs can leave their SkyMall-purchased travel putting green at home!

This being Germany and all, the will of course be going above and beyond in the innovation by giving the Kameha its own geothermal power plant. How exactly does this work? Simply put, it'll be very green:

With the geothermal concept, the Kameha Grand Bonn is able to cater for 70 per cent of its heating and cooling needs. The geothermal power plant in the basement of the hotel and the energy storing water keep energy consumption low. CO2 emissions are reduced by roughly 400 tons. This way, guests can keep their cool during meetings and events, and stay warm when they go to bed, all with a clear conscience.

It's got everything we could want in a hotel, let alone a possible hideout in the event of nuclear fallout. We'd be all set with the pinball machine and mostly self-sufficient energy creation; now if only they'd snag one of those kinky vending machines.