Per the Post:
THE night after Dennis Rodman and his entourage reportedly walked out on a $1,000 bill at the Gansevoort South in Miami -- a claim he denied -- the former NBA great and 10 friends pulled the same trick at restaurant Philippe at the same hotel, Page Six has learned. "He was so wasted he couldn't carry a sentence," said one witness. After consuming $1,500 worth of food and drinks, "Dennis sneaks, or I should say stumbled, out of the restaurant.
A staffer noticed and was able to hit up some members of the entourage for some dolla dolla bills, but alright, Rodman: if you want to not get sued or thrown out of hotels or what have you, maybe you can relocate from the somewhat-debauchery-friendly Gansevoort party-ish hotel to the Fontainebleau to get your stuff together. Really. It would be good for you. And look at it this way: if a gigantic resort can reposition itself to be more fam-friendly, we might suggest that you go ahead and do the same "repositioning" and make yourself, um, society-friendly. Take a cue from the Fontainebleau.