But no. Now, this from TMZ:
Rodman and some friends had dinner last night at the Gansevoort Hotel in Miami, and left without paying the $1,000 bill. When the manager tried stopping Rodman's party, an altercation erupted and the GM got punched in the face -- allegedly by a member of Rodman's posse.
Punching the GM? Necessary? Really?
Also, the fight was apparently taken outside, and a mirror was knocked off a rather expensive Lamborghini parked nearby and oh, wait, did you even know about this? Because TMZ also mentioned that you "conveniently disappeared" during all the ruckus.
Luckily, "the restaurant agreed not to press charges if the bill was paid, and it was" and we suppose we should give credit where credit was due: at least this time it wasn't you putting your hands where your hands weren't supposed to be. Progress.