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Forbes raves about the “extreme intimacy,” saying “you may never see another guest.” That’s thanks to personal butlers (who you can reach via personal walkie-talkie) and accommodations in five 1,500- to 2,500-square-foot villas and one over-water bungalow, all of which you reach by way of a sandy patch that wends through a palm tree forest. Villas open up to 180-degree views of the Caribbean and include his-and-hers hammocks.

Over on TripAdvisor, most of the guest reviews are just as sparkling: "a dream honeymoon," "paradise found," etc — one guest even says, "The minute we stepped off the plane we were completely, 100%, pampered and taken care of. The island is gorgeous, and the views are breathtaking." But beware: dig a little bit deeper and the reviews become decidedly less positive, like this one, which warns of "stinging sea lice" in the surrounding waters. Yikes.