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And the rest of LFW seems to have been lacking on big hitters. Yes, Agyness Deyn dropped in for her mate Henry Holland’s show last night. Kate Moss was out on the town at the launch party for Jefferson Hack's new magazine, AnOther Magazine. And Guy Ritchie was hitting up the Storm Models party at his club, Whisky Mist (wonder why?) inside the Hilton Park Lane. But when the natives are the best you can muster, you have to wonder what's going on.

Kanye West has been doing the rounds, but apart from that, we haven’t really seen many Hollywood faces. Where’s Katie Holmes? Dita Von Teese? The incredible walking mannequin, Victoria Beckham?

One person who we'd rather not have enjoyed this week to the full is Peaches Geldof, who we hoped thought we'd offloaded onto New York (damn you for not working at that marriage a bit harder, Max Drummey). Apart from her spoiled brat antics, though, there's not been a whiff of excitement. Let’s hope they’re all saving themselves for Milan next week.