The hotel is offering them as part of the Second City Anniversary VIP Weekend Auction. Along with the tickets, you'll get a two-night stay in The James' loft penthouse, breakfast for two in your room each morning and car service in the hotel's Audi to and from Second City's theater. You can place a bid on The James' website.
Don't dawdle if you're interested because the bidding closes today. In the end, it may cost the same amount as scalped tickets—last we checked, the highest bid was $1,850—but your moolah will go to a good cause, the Alumni Fund of The Second City, which aids current or former staff members who are facing health or financial hardship.