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The Nation's Most Expensive New Year's Eve Package Includes Hotel Stay and 'New Boobs'

December 28, 2009 at 10:48 AM | by | ()

NOTE to PR People: Anytime you put the word "boobs" in the headline of a press release, we're gonna pay attention. But this press release is so cracked out, we can't even take it seriously.

Apparently, some plastic surgeon named Dr. Stephen Greenberg will be holding a press conference in front of the W South Beach any minute now to announce "The Nation's Most Expensive New Year's Eve Package" at $100,000 which will include tickets to Lady Gaga, John Legend and Brody Jenner's New Year's Eve concerts (WTF? Brody Jenner performs?) along with first class tickets from NYC to Miami, a month-long stay at a penthouse hotel in South Beach and a set of new boobs.

Yes, new boobs. No, we're not making this up. Here's the press release:

New York's Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg is unveiling the Nation's Most Expensive New Years Eve package tomorrow, Monday December 28th at 11am outside the W Hotel on Collins Avenue in Miami.

The $100,000 dollar Special will treat you in the life of luxury with three tables for New Years Eve for concerts by Lady Gaga, John Legend and Brody Jenner. The package also includes round trip first class tickets from New York to Miami, a choice of Penthouses at 5 star hotels in South Beach for a month and yes new breasts for the new year.

A breast argumentation is featured for the holiday package with a 24 hour nurse and unlimited spa treatments. You even get a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur for all the parties and events.

Dr Greenberg has a Miami-Manhattan practice in which hundreds of his patients are not snow birds but cosmetic birds. They receive treatments in New York City and then fly to Florida to heal and relax in the sunshine state.

While we've definitely heard of cosmetic surgery travel before, this might be the first time we've seen it paired with a New Year's Eve party. We'll update you after the "press conference" and let you know how these "new boobs" can be yours.

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