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Affinia Hotels Want You To Play Out Your "Friskiest Fantasies"

Where: United States

This Valentine’s Day, Affinia’s getting freaky. But in a fun way! At locations in New York, Chicago, and D.C., the boutique hotel chain known for “customized comforts” (rubber duckies, cupcakes) has some sexy amenities that would surely make Charlie Brown blush if he were ever to finally shack up with that elusive little redhead.

Their new “Naughty and Nice” romance package — designed of course for a V-Day escape but available through 2009 — includes a split of Champagne (classy), rose-petal turn-down service (cheesy), a romantic in-room movie (meh), a box of Jacques Torres hand-made chocolates (yes, please), and last but certainly not least, an Agent Provocateur Strip Poker set (oh, lordy). Oh yeah, and late checkout, which is always nice but even more welcome after a particularly, uh, active evening.

Plus, guests have advance access to an e-concierge who can arrange romantic extras, from in-room spa treatments to sight-seeing excursions “and more.” (Is it just us, or does that “and more” seems loaded with all sorts of unspoken intentions?)

But where it really gets freaky is a line from the press release, which says Affinia Hotels “invites guests to play out their friskiest fantasies.” So maybe keep that in mind if you’re planning to stay at an Affinia for a non-XXX getaway. Things could get a little uncomfortable, is all we’re saying.

Prices start at $189 in Washington, D.C., $209 in Chicago, and $289 in New York.