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A $195 Hotel Sex Kit Should at Least Contain Birth Control Pills

Where: 190 Allen St. [map], New York, ny, United States, 10002

Sex is one of the last fun, free things to do in this world. You get a workout without a pricey gym membership. You get to kiss someone. It feels good; it's nice. If the sex doesn't suck, it's fun -- and if it does suck, then you at least have a fun story to tell the next day.

But leave it to Thompson Hotels to put a steep price tag on your sexytime!

When we stayed at the Thompson LES this weekend, we spied this Sensuality Kit chillin' in the minibar. How hip and trendy! Sex kits! Hooray! Oh, but wait: this is a sex kit that will run you a hot $195.

The little box -- from upscale intimacy boutique Kiki de Montparnasse -- contains personal lubricant, condoms, silk ties, and a teeny signature vibe.

Guess they're hoping we'll dive into the minibar in the heat of the moment looking for something to make the sex a bit hotter.

And we will! But we'll go straight for the vodka, thank you.