How Many Licks Does It Take To Get to the Bottom of an Extended Stay Hotel Toilet?
Oh, ew. Also: oh, AWESOME. Extended Stay Hotels has apparently produced the all-out creepfest masterpiece above, which manages to simultaneously achieve the titles of the greatest and most foul hotel commercial we've ever come across.
So many questions! First: WTF? Second: creepy, right? And third: the thought of licking a hotel room remote is roughly on par with the thought of licking a toilet seat. Oh wait, she did that too.
Like we said, tip your housekeeper just in case hot girls licking every surface in a hotel room becomes a trend.
Also, something interesting was pointed out by one of the BoingBoing commenters: "Notice that her hair, which falls in the bowl, is still dry when she raises her head. That leads me to believe that it is a new, never used model that is just a prop." Great. But somehow we still feel kind of skeeved.
So, we hope this satisfies that MSNBC columnist who complained about how boring hotel ads have become. Are you happy now?