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How Many Licks Does It Take To Get to the Bottom of an Extended Stay Hotel Toilet?

August 6, 2008 at 11:30 AM | by | Comments (4)

Oh, ew. Also: oh, AWESOME. Extended Stay Hotels has apparently produced the all-out creepfest masterpiece above, which manages to simultaneously achieve the titles of the greatest and most foul hotel commercial we've ever come across.

So many questions! First: WTF? Second: creepy, right? And third: the thought of licking a hotel room remote is roughly on par with the thought of licking a toilet seat. Oh wait, she did that too.

Like we said, tip your housekeeper just in case hot girls licking every surface in a hotel room becomes a trend.

Also, something interesting was pointed out by one of the BoingBoing commenters: "Notice that her hair, which falls in the bowl, is still dry when she raises her head. That leads me to believe that it is a new, never used model that is just a prop." Great. But somehow we still feel kind of skeeved.

So, we hope this satisfies that MSNBC columnist who complained about how boring hotel ads have become. Are you happy now?

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A new definition of Hotel Porn

God, that video is pornographic. the girl looks like she is on X too. who knew extended stay was so scandalous?

I watched it again

And am convinced that girl is a porn star.

Re: How Many Licks Does It Take To Get

i'm staying at an extended stay for the rest of my life now.  convinced.

best commercial ever.


Re: How Many Licks Does It Take To Get to the Bott

It shows how the brand is in the toilet.  What do their female employees think about it?  Gross... gross... and raunchy.  But I watched the whole thing.  

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