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The writeup said:

The building is designed to look like a plane's propeller, which makes it long, slim and gently undulating, like a silk scarf in a light breeze. Depending on your orientation, it looks like an office block done by Gaudi's grandson or a very large sex aid. You choose.

If we may interject for a moment: please don't use anything lookin' like a planes propeller as a sex aid. Anyway:

Once inside, you walk up to the first-floor reception and your eyes continue up the central atrium as the floors spiral away above you in an enormous cappuccino-froth swirl.

Cool -- something reminiscent of chocolate syrup. Got it.

Each of the 150 rooms are equipped with Bose sound systems, flatscreens, firm beds and some fancy-ass showers. The property has two bars, too, but one of them is only accessible to the richer folks staying in the suites.

There are a few food options, too -- with a brasserie that serves a seasonal menu, as well as a little deli near the entrance that sells giant bottles of champagne.

So: our opinion? Like we said, the Aviator is located at TAG Farnborough, which calls itself Europes best "business-only" airport. It's one of those small private-jetty hubs. Which leads us to believe that perhaps people may have lots of sex in this hotel simply because it was a quick stopover after some sugar daddy took his grateful lady of the week on a lavish vacation via private jet.

Or, again, maybe it's just sexy because it's a more practical environment for sexytime than a little jet.

Rates start at £195; about $385 USD.