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Breaking News: CNN Reporting Live on Bigfoot from Cabana Hotel

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  Site Where: 4290 El Camino Real [map], Palo Alto, CA, United States, 94306
August 15, 2008 at 3:32 PM | by | Comment (1)

Bigfoot hunters are speaking live in Palo Alto at the Crowne Plaza Cabana Hotel about their Bigfoot discovery. We just started watching and one of the guys is saying that all the disbelievers are just "jealous." Also, the Bigfoot corpse smelled "like something dead." We'll be updating. Again...let's hope the Bigfoot DNA is kept away from the kitchen.

Update: No DNA evidence was presented. That's good news for hotel guests...bad news for Bigfoot hunters trying to attain credibility.

Update, 8.21.08 Just a joke! Like, duh.

If anyone is on the scene at the Crowne Plaza Cabana Hotel let us know what's going on.

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Next; Cabana Hotel's "Bigfoot Suite"

Obviously there would be a lot of hair products in oversize bottles, Burt's Bees Coconut Foot Lotion, extra blowdryers, a DVD of Leonard Nimoy's "In Search of...Bigfoot..."

Mouthwash...

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