W Hotels Store Sells Cute Dresses, Fug Accessories, $275 Sex Toys
When we spotted a 40% off sitewide coupon for the W Hotels Online Store at Bargainist, we hopped on over to check out the merchandise again. Maybe the string dolls had been replaced by something more awesome?
Well, there was certainly lots to see: we were kinda horrified, then kinda amused and then, um, shocked at how much we wanted to buy this dress! Like, now!
Oh, and we don't know why we're surprised that they sell a $275 vibe. Ok: what is with hotels and super-expensive sex toys? If you expect our nether regions to have such ridiculously expensive tastes, then why won't you spring for some nicer complimentary toiletries to wash said regions with? Have some respect.
Other gems found in the W online store: the douchiest cufflinks ever, a handicapped chihuahua nightlight and some reading material detailing the etiquette for approaching your cat about his homosexuality.
Also: cardboard mooseheads! Chocolates in the shape of endangered species! Coin purses that are offensive to women!
Go exploring. You'll find a bunch of stuff you would never want to admit you didn't find at a flea market or a yard sale, but with that 40% off coupon, you might not be all that heartbroken that you spent an inordinate amount of money on a cardboard moose head or something.
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